1 00:00:30,702 --> 00:00:32,235 So, it seems that the choice has been made. 2 00:00:32,235 --> 00:00:33,442 The bronco has been chosen. 3 00:00:33,442 --> 00:00:37,781 And for $750, I now have a 4x4. 4 00:00:37,781 --> 00:00:40,716 That I purchased not even a block from my house. 5 00:00:40,716 --> 00:00:41,999 I thin that's a divine sign. 6 00:00:41,999 --> 00:00:44,451 I also think it's a divine sign that I started with the buy and sell, 7 00:00:44,451 --> 00:00:45,832 you saw me start with the buy and sell, 8 00:00:45,832 --> 00:00:48,054 I narrowed it down and then we made a bunch of phone calls 9 00:00:48,054 --> 00:00:50,853 and it turned out being a guy a block from my house. 10 00:00:50,854 --> 00:00:53,612 That's got to mean something. -It was a sign. 11 00:00:53,613 --> 00:00:55,547 -That's a sign. That's a big sign. 12 00:00:55,573 --> 00:00:57,873 I don't know what the sign says but it's a sign for sure. 13 00:00:57,874 --> 00:00:59,025 -It was destiny. 14 00:00:59,026 --> 00:01:00,879 -I think so. Yeah, yeah, so... 15 00:01:00,879 --> 00:01:03,962 Jim and I'll be doing a lot of work on this... 16 00:01:03,962 --> 00:01:04,926 My new truck. 17 00:01:04,926 --> 00:01:06,704 The first thing that's going to happen is that it's going to get named. 18 00:01:06,704 --> 00:01:08,166 -Not "The Pumpkin"? 19 00:01:08,262 --> 00:01:09,385 -Definitely! 20 00:01:10,052 --> 00:01:11,409 Well, I don't know... 21 00:01:11,409 --> 00:01:13,159 I stole the great pumpkin from that little kid. 22 00:01:13,159 --> 00:01:14,512 -I think it should be a male name. 23 00:01:14,619 --> 00:01:16,087 -Think so? -Because it's masculine looking. 24 00:01:16,138 --> 00:01:18,022 -You think? -I think so, yeah. 25 00:01:18,200 --> 00:01:20,183 -It's a guy truck. It'll come to me. 26 00:01:20,383 --> 00:01:22,980 In a dream. This strange dream of my new truck. 27 00:01:22,980 --> 00:01:25,766 Now for those female viewers who've been bored to tears 28 00:01:25,766 --> 00:01:27,537 over this entire episode of buying a truck, 29 00:01:27,537 --> 00:01:30,861 you'll never truly understand what men need vehicles for. 30 00:01:30,865 --> 00:01:34,115 Just imagine it was a horse, and you get the idea. 31 00:01:36,545 --> 00:01:39,096 Waking. Here I am. 32 00:01:39,096 --> 00:01:41,818 Sleeping. Here I am. 33 00:01:41,818 --> 00:01:44,442 Dreaming. Here I am. 34 00:01:44,445 --> 00:01:47,255 Waking, sleeping, dreaming. Here I am. 35 00:01:47,255 --> 00:01:49,222 Always I was here. 36 00:01:49,222 --> 00:01:50,846 Now I speak to you. 37 00:01:50,846 --> 00:01:52,314 Just have no fear. 38 00:01:52,326 --> 00:01:54,653 You don't know how much you miss 39 00:01:54,653 --> 00:01:56,005 by not knowing yourself. 40 00:01:56,005 --> 00:01:57,513 Do you run the risk? 41 00:01:57,513 --> 00:02:00,987 Here is the Self, that speaks to you 42 00:02:00,987 --> 00:02:04,254 and will never fade away. 43 00:02:04,255 --> 00:02:06,255 Never fade away. 44 00:02:07,936 --> 00:02:11,099 Here is the Self, that speaks to you 45 00:02:11,099 --> 00:02:14,542 and will never fade away. 46 00:02:14,552 --> 00:02:16,552 Never fade away. 47 00:02:19,570 --> 00:02:21,027 Here I am. 48 00:02:21,877 --> 00:02:23,697 Here I am. 49 00:02:24,463 --> 00:02:26,353 Here I am. 50 00:02:27,144 --> 00:02:28,369 Here I am. 51 00:02:29,940 --> 00:02:32,525 Because now, we got to Wog-ify this thing. 52 00:02:32,571 --> 00:02:36,117 What we've got here is we've got ourselves an amazing opportunity 53 00:02:36,252 --> 00:02:39,349 for an outstanding training exercise. 54 00:02:39,399 --> 00:02:42,734 So I'm thinking that what you see before you is a 55 00:02:42,735 --> 00:02:46,804 pretty exceptional thing to start with. But bear in mind that we started at 750 bucks. 56 00:02:47,056 --> 00:02:48,711 That's two car payments for most people, 57 00:02:48,711 --> 00:02:49,901 and I Own this 58 00:02:49,901 --> 00:02:50,662 It's mine forever. 59 00:02:50,815 --> 00:02:51,575 They could bury me in it. 60 00:02:51,728 --> 00:02:52,488 Probably will... 61 00:02:52,505 --> 00:02:53,937 Or I'll bury myself in it. One of the two. 62 00:02:53,937 --> 00:02:56,977 But when I'm done, there'll be no mistake 63 00:02:56,977 --> 00:02:59,736 that this is, in fact, a Wog vehicle. 64 00:03:03,463 --> 00:03:06,105 OK, so we got to get the truck painted. 65 00:03:06,105 --> 00:03:08,705 You know, I've done a bunch of stuff to the truck already. 66 00:03:08,706 --> 00:03:09,806 I did the usual stuff 67 00:03:09,807 --> 00:03:11,054 which I'm not going to bore you with. 68 00:03:11,054 --> 00:03:12,561 I did an oil change. 69 00:03:12,561 --> 00:03:13,487 I did two oil changes. 70 00:03:13,487 --> 00:03:14,467 Apparently you're supposed to do one, 71 00:03:14,467 --> 00:03:15,889 and then you do another one right away. 72 00:03:15,890 --> 00:03:17,566 And I threw some of those... 73 00:03:17,567 --> 00:03:20,833 Many, many car products in there. That got in there. 74 00:03:20,833 --> 00:03:23,313 And then we got a new cap, new rotor and new plugs. 75 00:03:23,313 --> 00:03:25,840 Still haven't looked at the train but apparently these old Fords 76 00:03:25,841 --> 00:03:27,611 has got a rear end that is just bomb proof. 77 00:03:27,611 --> 00:03:30,030 Because that's what everyone wants, these old Ford read ends. 78 00:03:30,030 --> 00:03:31,928 For some reason. 4x4-ing... 79 00:03:31,929 --> 00:03:33,237 Again, I don't know much about it. 80 00:03:33,237 --> 00:03:36,241 But what i do know about, I know about camo and concealing, 81 00:03:36,241 --> 00:03:38,514 and, as we all see here, we have this unsightly rust, 82 00:03:38,514 --> 00:03:39,724 and rust is death. 83 00:03:39,725 --> 00:03:42,720 Now, the only thing is, though, that the rust doesn't look that great. 84 00:03:42,720 --> 00:03:44,593 So I'm going to try to dress this up a little bit. 85 00:03:44,593 --> 00:03:46,265 And everybody's got rust on their car, you know? 86 00:03:46,265 --> 00:03:49,139 It costs so god damned much to keep your car rust free 87 00:03:49,140 --> 00:03:52,944 so rather than trying to always keep the car immaculate and polished.. 88 00:03:52,944 --> 00:03:54,660 Who want to be like that? Because, I mean, the whole... 89 00:03:54,745 --> 00:03:58,260 The whole nice 4x4 thing this doesn't really seem to work. 90 00:03:58,263 --> 00:04:00,573 Like, why would you have, like, a Humvee that you wax? 91 00:04:00,573 --> 00:04:03,649 That doesn't work, you know, but still, you want to keep it clean 92 00:04:03,649 --> 00:04:05,994 but you want to polish it because it's a polished Humvee? 93 00:04:05,996 --> 00:04:08,852 Is that a 4x4 that's polished? Should that be that way? 94 00:04:08,852 --> 00:04:09,723 It gets really political. 95 00:04:09,723 --> 00:04:11,550 It's like the Linux/Windows thing, it's really nuts. 96 00:04:11,550 --> 00:04:14,091 Well my whole idea was that I just want to make it look OK 97 00:04:14,092 --> 00:04:15,761 and I want to keep the rust off so it stays functional. 98 00:04:15,761 --> 00:04:18,127 Of course, I developed a... 99 00:04:18,127 --> 00:04:20,670 I've never seen this done before so I'm very, very proud of this. 100 00:04:20,670 --> 00:04:24,931 I based this, what I call "Wog-pat" which is a Cad-pat derivative. 101 00:04:24,931 --> 00:04:28,355 Because, you see, the Cad-pat was the digital camouflage... 102 00:04:28,355 --> 00:04:29,743 Well, I got some... 103 00:04:30,992 --> 00:04:35,181 There we go, that's what Cad-pat looks like, on the sheath of my khukuri. 104 00:04:35,181 --> 00:04:37,920 And this is designed to actually trick your eyes. 105 00:04:37,920 --> 00:04:40,231 So i was thinking "Wow, that's really cool!" 106 00:04:40,231 --> 00:04:42,808 So if I wanted to paint something I'd want to paint it like that. 107 00:04:42,811 --> 00:04:44,794 I mean, it's pretty cool, but it's hard to paint that. 108 00:04:44,815 --> 00:04:45,714 Or is it? 109 00:04:45,714 --> 00:04:48,782 So I started messing around with spray paint and I came up with a way to do this. 110 00:04:48,782 --> 00:04:52,464 This is my first attempt and I'm sure that people will come up with a better way than this 111 00:04:52,464 --> 00:04:55,382 but you've got to understand, I'm pandering to the lowest common denominator here 112 00:04:55,382 --> 00:04:57,933 I'll show you how to do this, and what this is going to do is, 113 00:04:57,933 --> 00:05:02,159 especially on this stealthy orange, this will cause my rust to blend in 114 00:05:02,159 --> 00:05:06,976 and no one will ever notice the rust, and suddenly because of $20 worth of paint, 115 00:05:06,976 --> 00:05:10,588 everyone'll go "Wow, that truck is cool!", versus "That truck is a piece of shit!". 116 00:05:10,589 --> 00:05:13,214 It's just spraypaint, that's all it is. It's too easy. 117 00:05:13,214 --> 00:05:17,252 So that's what we're going to do here. I want to try to dress this up a bit 118 00:05:17,252 --> 00:05:22,626 and to keep you from being too totally bored we've got the wire brush... 119 00:05:22,626 --> 00:05:23,650 Where's my wire brush? 120 00:05:23,650 --> 00:05:27,452 It's a sad day when you can find your Khukuri, but you can't find a wire brush. 121 00:05:27,687 --> 00:05:28,939 Wire brush! 122 00:05:29,161 --> 00:05:34,941 OK, so I've already gone over it, and when I first got it, this was like rusted really bad, 123 00:05:34,941 --> 00:05:38,169 so I dragged my wire brush over it and then I put some spray paint on it. 124 00:05:38,169 --> 00:05:41,119 But then I remembered, after I bothered spraying this, I was bored, 125 00:05:41,120 --> 00:05:44,269 and I had some spray paint and I decide to spray paint my truck a little bit and I thought 126 00:05:44,272 --> 00:05:47,343 "Wait a minute, there's some stuff that you can get that actually apparently is for that." 127 00:05:47,343 --> 00:05:49,011 and it's like a rust converter. 128 00:05:49,011 --> 00:05:52,716 Which is interesting, you go to, like, Canadian Tire and these places and you've got all these 129 00:05:52,716 --> 00:05:54,770 products that supposedly do shit and help. 130 00:05:54,771 --> 00:05:58,591 It's a rust converter! Before, converted and then painted! 131 00:05:58,592 --> 00:06:00,392 What it does is it's a primer, really, that's all it is. 132 00:06:00,392 --> 00:06:02,206 It says it does some other stuff, so... 133 00:06:02,206 --> 00:06:04,539 Of course, where's the honesty in advertising with this spray paint... 134 00:06:04,539 --> 00:06:06,866 So you've got your rust converter, OK. 135 00:06:08,287 --> 00:06:11,590 This is it? This is what it's supposed to be doing? 136 00:06:14,117 --> 00:06:16,013 Doesn't seem to do much of anything. 137 00:06:16,013 --> 00:06:18,239 That's because I painted over it already. 138 00:06:19,863 --> 00:06:21,291 Wipe that dry. 139 00:06:21,291 --> 00:06:26,788 My Wog-pat paint job is actually really easy paint job to do, it just takes a long time. 140 00:06:34,757 --> 00:06:37,115 So now we've wiped it down there, 141 00:06:37,115 --> 00:06:38,856 we've got a little bit of that rust inhibiter paint on it. 142 00:06:39,885 --> 00:06:44,249 You can get these camouflage paint system, which is nothing more than crylon, 143 00:06:44,267 --> 00:06:47,263 it's got olive drab, matte black and a couple of tan coats. 144 00:06:47,263 --> 00:06:50,994 You mess around with camouflage, take a piece of fabric and match it up to the right color 145 00:06:50,994 --> 00:06:52,788 so you get the matte red's and stuff that look pretty cool. 146 00:06:52,788 --> 00:06:55,977 I'm just going to do a three-color, because every color makes it more and more difficult, 147 00:06:55,978 --> 00:06:58,550 as you will soon see. But I'm just going to mask this off. 148 00:06:58,550 --> 00:07:02,142 But your dominant color should be the olive drab because that gives it that good military look. 149 00:07:02,142 --> 00:07:04,232 So we're just going to put this on here, fairly good 150 00:07:04,232 --> 00:07:07,443 I should probably get a notepad or something so I don't spray it all over the chrome. 151 00:07:07,443 --> 00:07:09,846 What do we got here? Let's... Wonder if I should... 152 00:07:09,856 --> 00:07:12,698 Yeah, let's be a bit more pro-active about this. 153 00:07:12,698 --> 00:07:15,524 The whole concept of how this works is, you lay it down, 154 00:07:15,524 --> 00:07:18,110 and then you just kind of put a stencil over top and kind of fire it, 155 00:07:18,118 --> 00:07:21,899 and then you're drifting back and forth, and then what you do is you do a patch, 156 00:07:21,899 --> 00:07:25,289 and then you kind of make an edge that goes up and around, and you kind of lay it up 157 00:07:25,302 --> 00:07:28,194 and you spray it against the sides so that it gives the illuson of an edge, eh? 158 00:07:28,200 --> 00:07:31,569 But I think I'm going to do, though, is I'm going to do a really quick edge really fast 159 00:07:31,569 --> 00:07:35,927 so that I can go along the underside there, and I won't have to mask off the whole vehicle. 160 00:07:35,927 --> 00:07:38,353 The whole point here is we don't want to get really crazy about this. 161 00:07:38,353 --> 00:07:41,032 This is just something you can do with a multi-tool and a couple of cans of spray paint. 162 00:07:41,032 --> 00:07:44,842 This also means that if you decided to go Wog and you're on a road trip somewhere 163 00:07:44,842 --> 00:07:49,075 and you want to Wog all you've got to do is make a trip down to your local hardware store, 164 00:07:49,075 --> 00:07:51,236 and pick up some spraypaint and you're good to go. 165 00:07:51,236 --> 00:07:53,163 You're well on your Wog path. 166 00:07:53,163 --> 00:07:57,745 So let's take this here. We're just going to make a little stencil on graph paper. 167 00:07:57,745 --> 00:07:59,850 I'm going to go up and around just like this. 168 00:07:59,850 --> 00:08:01,950 Of course I'm probably cutting, like, four sheets at a time here. 169 00:08:01,950 --> 00:08:05,014 Let's put this on the concrete. It's better on concrete anyway. 170 00:08:05,014 --> 00:08:08,885 And you go across. Now this is the most monotonous part, making these stencils. 171 00:08:08,885 --> 00:08:12,022 Because the stencil wears out pretty fast too, once you start putting the paint on. 172 00:08:12,022 --> 00:08:13,875 There's no real rhyme or reason to it. 173 00:08:13,875 --> 00:08:17,622 It's supposed to look like a jagged line, so don't get too out of whack about it. 174 00:08:17,623 --> 00:08:22,000 You can get kind of fancy, but don't do a lot of spirally swirls and stuff. 175 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:24,111 You want to keep it all pretty non-decript. 176 00:08:24,111 --> 00:08:26,481 The whole plan is that when people see the paint job, they'll be like: 177 00:08:26,486 --> 00:08:28,513 "Wow, that must have taken a lot of time!" 178 00:08:28,514 --> 00:08:33,500 And you want to keep it fairly simple. Kind of like "Mr Dressup" with a crazy person. 179 00:08:33,500 --> 00:08:36,405 The tendency is to do only one or two squares at once, but don't do that, 180 00:08:36,405 --> 00:08:38,912 because that's not what we're trying to do here. 181 00:08:38,912 --> 00:08:41,662 The point of the whole cad-pat system is the details. 182 00:08:41,693 --> 00:08:44,516 That your eyes can't focus on the details, but they try to so it kind of 183 00:08:44,519 --> 00:08:47,286 doesn't give them an accurate image. At least, that's how I see it anyway. 184 00:08:47,286 --> 00:08:50,530 I know there's quicker ways to do this, but, you know what, again, 185 00:08:50,530 --> 00:08:55,072 this is doing it with a multi tool, a pad of graph paper and a couple of cans of spray paint. 186 00:08:55,072 --> 00:08:59,270 There we've got our stencil as such. Dun-da-duh! That's our border. 187 00:08:59,270 --> 00:09:03,424 I'm going to fold this down a bit, do some origami type stuff here, 188 00:09:03,424 --> 00:09:07,163 try to make that a little bit more rigid. Sure there's a better way to do this. 189 00:09:07,311 --> 00:09:11,189 Tomorrow on the Sean Kennedy Truck Special: "I'm sure there's a better way to do this." 190 00:09:11,190 --> 00:09:13,781 A bad plan today is better than a good plan tomorrow. 191 00:09:13,839 --> 00:09:15,496 You start with the... 192 00:09:15,497 --> 00:09:17,911 Oh, wait, this isn't olive drab. Where's my olive drab? 193 00:09:18,257 --> 00:09:19,598 This is olive drab. 194 00:09:20,848 --> 00:09:24,266 I don't have a lot of olive drab here so I'm just going to do a quick dusting 195 00:09:24,272 --> 00:09:26,814 to see how far we'll get with the OD, and then we'll go from there. 196 00:09:26,814 --> 00:09:30,456 Now there's a problem here. I want to get nothing on the chrome. 197 00:09:32,859 --> 00:09:37,158 And you're going to get paint on your hands. You will live, learn and accept this fact. 198 00:09:41,781 --> 00:09:46,273 Got that rust all covered up there. There we go. Go a little bit vertical here. 199 00:09:56,237 --> 00:09:58,960 If your buddies are good at graffiti, they're probably wicked at this. 200 00:09:58,960 --> 00:10:02,559 There we're getting somewhere. The first coat, primary so... 201 00:10:02,576 --> 00:10:05,925 Mosey along here. See how much coverage you can get. 202 00:10:05,925 --> 00:10:08,305 Probably drop it down a bit, we're getting a little high here. 203 00:10:08,306 --> 00:10:10,018 Wouldn't want to get a little high... 204 00:10:41,157 --> 00:10:44,177 OK, pretty good. Alright. So we've got the olive drab on there. 205 00:10:44,237 --> 00:10:46,931 And now we have a little bit of olive drab left and I put some there, 206 00:10:46,931 --> 00:10:48,175 but I want to use the olive drab later. 207 00:10:48,176 --> 00:10:52,995 All right, so that's where we're at. Let's step back and take a look at her. 208 00:10:53,035 --> 00:10:56,003 That's a good ground coat. Still it's a little boxy. 209 00:10:56,003 --> 00:10:58,759 We're supposed try to make this a little bit more patchy, but we can do that later. 210 00:10:58,759 --> 00:11:01,218 We've got lots of blacks, so let's put some black spray paint on there. 211 00:11:01,218 --> 00:11:03,839 Green and black. Matte black. It's got to be a matte black. 212 00:11:03,839 --> 00:11:06,675 if you can't find a camouflage make sure that it's nothing with a shiny effect. 213 00:11:06,675 --> 00:11:09,528 OK, here we go. I'll put some black on here. 214 00:11:09,528 --> 00:11:12,917 Got to hit this spot so let's get that fairly uptight. 215 00:11:15,199 --> 00:11:19,188 Now the thing is that you can spray anywhere on your first time through 216 00:11:19,203 --> 00:11:20,931 and not worry too much about it. 217 00:11:20,975 --> 00:11:22,927 When you're doing the edge, you can get kind of sloppy with it. 218 00:11:22,927 --> 00:11:25,738 But I don't think it's really working with the bigger patches. We need to... 219 00:11:25,738 --> 00:11:29,583 This is the one I used on the patch up there and I don't think it's working out so good. 220 00:11:29,606 --> 00:11:32,096 So we're going to have to make another stencil. 221 00:11:32,727 --> 00:11:36,590 Something with not too many crazy edges on it. 222 00:11:36,626 --> 00:11:39,557 But I'd like to get a blotch of some kind, because this thing is... 223 00:11:39,571 --> 00:11:42,978 The nice thing about this is that if you mess up, you just got to be blotchy, right? 224 00:11:42,996 --> 00:11:46,909 That's the whole goal of the stencil, to be kind of sloppy. 225 00:11:46,939 --> 00:11:49,568 You can get too exact with this, because the whole point is to trick your eyes. 226 00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:52,285 You can't really screw this paint job up. 227 00:11:52,286 --> 00:11:57,195 People go: "I like this cad-pat paint job better than that cad-pat paint job." 228 00:11:57,196 --> 00:12:00,610 Essentially you've got to bear in mind it's all to camouflage a vehicle. 229 00:12:00,752 --> 00:12:03,927 So there's really... It's just fun. It's just a fun thing to do. 230 00:12:04,576 --> 00:12:09,598 Between the people cutting the forest down next door and the wasps 231 00:12:09,613 --> 00:12:12,833 constantly attacking me you need to wonder if it's a sign from God 232 00:12:12,833 --> 00:12:14,850 that people are not supposed to paint their vehicles this way 233 00:12:14,850 --> 00:12:18,967 and what I'm teaching is a blasphemy, a hideous wrong. 234 00:12:19,020 --> 00:12:20,857 And that's how the beast will know his own, because all these guys 235 00:12:20,857 --> 00:12:22,214 will be driving around with these paint jobs. 236 00:12:23,506 --> 00:12:24,267 Perfect! 237 00:12:24,824 --> 00:12:27,590 Wow, this can's almost dead. Well, let's kill this one. 238 00:12:27,590 --> 00:12:30,557 Here we've got some bright orange spots, so let's just block that out. 239 00:12:30,557 --> 00:12:33,810 If you want to get really psycho, in this particular angle 240 00:12:33,811 --> 00:12:35,647 and when you happen to be doing it in the wind, 241 00:12:35,647 --> 00:12:39,131 you can always take some sticky tape and tape the sucker up there, 242 00:12:39,131 --> 00:12:42,032 because it'll give you a lot cleaner edges, but it takes a lot more time. 243 00:12:42,032 --> 00:12:44,886 There... Let's tape her up! 244 00:12:48,906 --> 00:12:52,584 The wind keeps on shifting. That's what happens when you paint in the wind. 245 00:12:52,584 --> 00:12:55,344 These little squares of to the sides, like if you take one or two out, 246 00:12:55,344 --> 00:13:00,051 and you put a little blast in there, that's gold when you peel her of, right. 247 00:13:00,051 --> 00:13:02,929 That's why you're supposed to use masking tape I guess, because masking tape is better. 248 00:13:05,050 --> 00:13:08,191 Well, we didn't get a clean edge at the bottom but we covered the orange. 249 00:13:08,192 --> 00:13:10,874 See, you can't really tell where the black starts and the green ends, 250 00:13:10,874 --> 00:13:12,595 and that's sort of the general idea. 251 00:13:12,598 --> 00:13:16,271 You can find a place that's covered, like a garage or something 252 00:13:16,271 --> 00:13:17,833 it's usually probably better to do this in. 253 00:13:17,850 --> 00:13:21,733 -Than in the hurricane that we're currently in? -Than the hurricane we're currently in. 254 00:13:21,733 --> 00:13:23,712 But I think that's something to be said for painting your car in a hurricane. 255 00:13:23,712 --> 00:13:26,000 Never paint your car in a hurricane. Why not? Fuck... 256 00:13:30,585 --> 00:13:32,032 Yeah, we're dying. 257 00:13:32,453 --> 00:13:33,746 Dying, dying, dying. 258 00:13:35,093 --> 00:13:38,574 Pretty good one. Put this one up here. You can overlap it a little bit with the black 259 00:13:38,574 --> 00:13:43,329 because then that makes it look like the whole thing is all one black patch. 260 00:13:43,329 --> 00:13:47,894 And you can just build on it and bulk it up and tear it down or what have you. 261 00:13:47,894 --> 00:13:50,750 And gradually you get a little better at it and you figure out 262 00:13:50,762 --> 00:13:52,814 what you're trying to do and where you're trying to go with it. 263 00:13:52,857 --> 00:13:54,589 See, we've got this big orange patch here. 264 00:13:54,589 --> 00:13:57,008 We don't want that and I don't want to spray paint all the way up, 265 00:13:57,008 --> 00:13:59,070 so we're just going to try to balance this thing here a little bit. 266 00:13:59,070 --> 00:14:01,275 Because of the wind... Damn wind, you know? 267 00:14:04,113 --> 00:14:05,246 Work! 268 00:14:06,684 --> 00:14:10,407 So we've got a little bit of black on there. Spit a little more black on there. 269 00:14:10,407 --> 00:14:13,366 So what we have now is we've got the black on there and that looks like 270 00:14:13,366 --> 00:14:15,502 we've got green blotches and black. 271 00:14:15,502 --> 00:14:16,707 So it doesn't really look the same as that there? 272 00:14:16,707 --> 00:14:18,304 So why does that there look better than that? 273 00:14:18,304 --> 00:14:22,084 Well, we've got this other color in here, the desert tan here, your lighter color. 274 00:14:22,084 --> 00:14:25,347 We haven't got that in there, but one of the major reason why is because this paint job 275 00:14:25,347 --> 00:14:28,799 isn't quick, it's about layers and you got to put layers on layers on layers 276 00:14:28,799 --> 00:14:32,104 and when you're done, it has to look like there's an equal number 277 00:14:32,104 --> 00:14:35,162 of all the different paints so that way you don't know what color it is. 278 00:14:35,162 --> 00:14:38,187 You ask what color is this one? Is it black? Is it green? Is it brown? 279 00:14:38,188 --> 00:14:39,150 You can't really say. 280 00:14:39,150 --> 00:14:40,721 You can't really say "Well, it's predominantly green" 281 00:14:40,721 --> 00:14:41,858 so we say it's "camouflage". 282 00:14:41,858 --> 00:14:45,201 That's why it's called camouflage. Otherwise it's just "green with black dots on." 283 00:14:45,203 --> 00:14:51,015 And this is, again, just the base coat after coat after coat after coat. 284 00:14:51,015 --> 00:14:54,858 And eventually you get this thing looking like it's like that. 285 00:14:54,858 --> 00:14:58,563 First I laid down the green and then it didn't really matter where I put that black, 286 00:14:58,563 --> 00:15:01,620 but now I get to space that pretty even, so when I put the tan in there, 287 00:15:01,620 --> 00:15:04,111 it's got to be in places where the green are. 288 00:15:04,111 --> 00:15:06,688 Because then weve got more green than black so we want to take away more green. 289 00:15:06,688 --> 00:15:07,975 So that's when we start adding the tan. 290 00:15:07,975 --> 00:15:10,089 So that's where we're going to do now, we're going to start adding the tan. 291 00:15:29,132 --> 00:15:31,041 Lot of puffiness here... 292 00:15:44,884 --> 00:15:48,010 OK, so now we've got all the blocks on there, so now is where it comes to layers. 293 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,390 The most important part of the whole thing is layers. 294 00:15:50,391 --> 00:15:54,398 If you don't have the layers on there then it just doesn't have that right look. 295 00:15:54,398 --> 00:15:58,136 Don't go with big sheets, cutting little holes, because then you just keep going on. 296 00:15:58,136 --> 00:16:01,010 It's all about doing multiple, multiple sheets. That where you use a pad of graph paper 297 00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:02,760 because you'll go through a lot of papers doing this. 298 00:16:02,774 --> 00:16:04,774 So you just make yourself up a little pattern like this. 299 00:16:04,780 --> 00:16:07,461 Give yourself an edge to hold onto. Fold it down. 300 00:16:07,461 --> 00:16:09,495 And then you can just start spot spraying as you go. 301 00:16:09,496 --> 00:16:12,834 Just do all three colors and anywhere that that color is not, you put that color. 302 00:16:12,834 --> 00:16:15,131 Break up the color scheme so that it doesn't look like blotches. 303 00:16:15,144 --> 00:16:17,736 It might look like there's a bunch of stuff. But it takes a lot of effort. 304 00:16:18,571 --> 00:16:23,186 Like that. Yeah, in the wind here. Here we are. So I'm just going to do that. 305 00:16:23,192 --> 00:16:25,637 Let's go over here to see if we can dress this up a little bit. 306 00:16:40,050 --> 00:16:42,624 So, we've got her here pretty much 307 00:16:42,649 --> 00:16:46,042 to the stage where it's acceptable to be seen in public. 308 00:16:46,066 --> 00:16:48,744 Now the Wog paint job is never really going to truly be done, 309 00:16:48,744 --> 00:16:50,889 because, gradually, you start with the rust 310 00:16:50,889 --> 00:16:53,415 then slowly it creeps up over your whole vehicle. 311 00:16:53,440 --> 00:16:56,149 You do it, pretty much three spray paint cans at a time. 312 00:16:56,163 --> 00:16:59,602 If you can only afford to get like $30 of spray paint at a time, 313 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:02,556 why don't you go buy a few spray paint cans, put the effort in 314 00:17:02,556 --> 00:17:04,260 and you'd be surprised what you can wind up with. 315 00:17:04,260 --> 00:17:06,805 You can get some pretty neat stuff when you're messing around. 316 00:17:06,805 --> 00:17:08,560 And the number one thing you've got to remember, though, always 317 00:17:08,560 --> 00:17:10,044 make sure you go on layers. 318 00:17:10,045 --> 00:17:13,260 It's not about how big you patches are, just make sure that the jagged lines 319 00:17:13,261 --> 00:17:16,604 are always there in layers so you can give the illusion that... 320 00:17:16,604 --> 00:17:21,617 It's just constantly cutting, stencilling, cutting, stencilling, cutting, stencilling, 321 00:17:21,617 --> 00:17:23,151 and you get really dirty, but it's a lot of fun. 322 00:17:23,152 --> 00:17:24,345 And when you're done, I mean, 323 00:17:24,347 --> 00:17:27,124 I think the truck looks really, really nice when it's finished. 324 00:17:27,587 --> 00:17:30,499 But there'll be everyone, no matter what you do, 325 00:17:30,501 --> 00:17:31,927 there'll be people who like or dislike what you do. 326 00:17:31,927 --> 00:17:35,506 But one thing is for certain, you sure can't see the rust too well. 327 00:17:44,615 --> 00:17:47,046 Whenever you go into a job interview, 328 00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:48,995 generally you'll have one, 329 00:17:48,995 --> 00:17:51,161 maybe two people interviewing you. 330 00:17:51,161 --> 00:17:54,703 If you're lucky, you'll only have one. 331 00:17:54,713 --> 00:17:59,292 Nobody is going to hire an individual. It's not going to happen. 332 00:18:00,089 --> 00:18:03,159 Only thing they want to hire are mindless automatons. 333 00:18:03,167 --> 00:18:05,653 If you have little things that make you an individual, 334 00:18:05,653 --> 00:18:08,518 an eyebrow piercing, tattoos, things like that, 335 00:18:08,518 --> 00:18:11,960 cover them, hide them, nobody wants to see them. 336 00:18:11,960 --> 00:18:16,397 When you enter the interview, you must realize that you're not there to get a job, 337 00:18:16,834 --> 00:18:25,447 you're not there to be honest, you're there to tell the individual what they want to hear. 338 00:18:25,771 --> 00:18:29,309 You're there to win them. You're there to win them as people, 339 00:18:29,309 --> 00:18:32,632 you're there to be likeable, you're there to be their friend. 340 00:18:32,824 --> 00:18:39,177 Now, what they want, what they're after is they want a mindless slave who can do everything. 341 00:18:39,227 --> 00:18:42,770 That's what they really want, regardless of the job position you're applying for. 342 00:18:42,786 --> 00:18:46,800 What they want is some person who they can utterly control, 343 00:18:46,802 --> 00:18:50,056 who is infinitely more talented so that they don't have to do any work. 344 00:18:50,338 --> 00:18:52,414 This is ideal to the task. 345 00:18:52,444 --> 00:18:56,659 So all you have to do, going into the job interview, is communicate that. 346 00:18:57,103 --> 00:19:01,082 The truth is, in a corporate world, everybody hates the individual. 347 00:19:01,083 --> 00:19:02,883 They hate people who don't fit in. 348 00:19:03,105 --> 00:19:06,819 Think of everything that's soulless and that's what you'll become. 349 00:19:06,963 --> 00:19:09,653 Before you go to the job interview or even the company, 350 00:19:09,653 --> 00:19:13,153 you should look at what the people in the office are wearing. 351 00:19:13,153 --> 00:19:15,639 Already be part of their crew before you show up. 352 00:19:15,816 --> 00:19:18,303 You're just there to let them know why they're going to hire you, 353 00:19:18,303 --> 00:19:20,455 because you're so darn perfect. 354 00:19:20,456 --> 00:19:24,402 By watching television, by watching the programs that are popular, 355 00:19:24,402 --> 00:19:28,395 you'll understand what the mindset of the corporation wants. 356 00:19:28,569 --> 00:19:33,773 Values and beliefs that you may hold are largely irrelevant. 357 00:19:33,788 --> 00:19:35,363 What you need to do is think of 358 00:19:35,363 --> 00:19:43,121 "Hmm, if I was a totally soulless individual dedicated to a company, how would I think?" 359 00:19:43,121 --> 00:19:44,762 That's all you need to do. 360 00:19:44,762 --> 00:19:47,179 And you provide that little role playing session. 361 00:19:47,179 --> 00:19:50,224 You only have to maintain it for maybe an hour during the interview. 362 00:19:50,244 --> 00:19:56,288 "Why, absolutely, I will believe anything that's written on the promotion poster outside! 363 00:19:56,330 --> 00:19:59,021 That recruiting ad you put in the paper? You betcha! 364 00:19:59,021 --> 00:20:02,273 Going to spend the rest of my like doing this! That's my goal! 365 00:20:02,319 --> 00:20:06,724 I have no aspirations for anything because I am a mindless automaton." 366 00:20:07,326 --> 00:20:10,760 You read mainstream books, you think mainstream thoughts, 367 00:20:10,762 --> 00:20:12,957 you watch the mainstream news programs. 368 00:20:12,957 --> 00:20:18,291 Anything that's even remotely weird or different just kind of freaks you out. 369 00:20:18,542 --> 00:20:24,458 Whenever you're talking about salary, if you're desperate for the job, they'll know. 370 00:20:24,795 --> 00:20:29,098 So when you're negotiating your salary, I would usually find that 371 00:20:29,098 --> 00:20:34,459 try to go as high you can at first, because its harder to get money once you're in. 372 00:20:34,478 --> 00:20:38,601 So try to get as much money as you can, walking through the door. 373 00:20:38,956 --> 00:20:41,643 But be careful with your bluff, because that can really bite you. 374 00:20:42,797 --> 00:20:48,085 You lie. And you keep lying, because they're lying to you. 375 00:20:48,908 --> 00:20:54,184 A good rule of thumb when considering your future with the company is flexibility. 376 00:20:54,270 --> 00:20:56,926 You don't want to at all appear inflexible, 377 00:20:56,926 --> 00:21:01,300 you want to be willing to mold yourself to whatever it is they want you to be. 378 00:21:01,331 --> 00:21:04,303 No matter how you've been trained or how you think you've been trained, 379 00:21:04,303 --> 00:21:07,867 your own ego actually works against you in a job interview. 380 00:21:07,912 --> 00:21:10,808 You must think to yourself as you look at the person interviewing: 381 00:21:10,876 --> 00:21:13,678 "What do they want and what do they want to hear?" 382 00:21:13,678 --> 00:21:17,376 Chances are, with how they move, how they act, how they dress, 383 00:21:17,376 --> 00:21:20,350 they'll be screaming at you how they want you to act. 384 00:21:20,694 --> 00:21:25,007 In the battle for your soul it is best to be covert. 385 00:21:25,717 --> 00:21:30,418 Above everything else, do whatever you have to do to be relaxed. 386 00:21:30,420 --> 00:21:34,697 Not sloppy and not a slob, and definitely not stupid, 387 00:21:34,747 --> 00:21:38,942 but you want to be relaxed, confident, because you got this job, 388 00:21:39,003 --> 00:21:42,604 and if you don't have this job, you got another job just around the corner. 389 00:21:42,645 --> 00:21:45,132 Because you're a winner! 390 00:21:47,282 --> 00:21:51,678 I talk a lot about the corpoliticals. I talk a lot about who these corpoliticals are, 391 00:21:51,678 --> 00:21:54,610 but who are the corpoliticals other than the multinational corporations? 392 00:21:54,610 --> 00:21:55,680 Who's in charge of them? 393 00:21:55,680 --> 00:21:57,340 Well it's easy to discover who's in charge of them, 394 00:21:57,340 --> 00:21:59,904 all you've got to do is follow the money. 395 00:21:59,904 --> 00:22:02,088 And when you follow the money, where do you always wind up? 396 00:22:02,218 --> 00:22:03,296 The banks. 397 00:22:03,296 --> 00:22:05,139 The banks have all the power. 398 00:22:05,139 --> 00:22:06,581 Which is kind of funny because 399 00:22:06,582 --> 00:22:08,327 the banks shouldn't actually have any money 400 00:22:08,327 --> 00:22:10,770 this was an institution designed to protect your money. 401 00:22:10,770 --> 00:22:13,672 This is what banks are for, this is how banks came into being. 402 00:22:13,672 --> 00:22:16,705 Yet, suddenly, they're now the ultimate power in the universe. 403 00:22:16,705 --> 00:22:18,168 How did that happen? 404 00:22:18,264 --> 00:22:21,621 The way that happened was by the banks' greatest weapon, 405 00:22:21,629 --> 00:22:24,020 and they wield this weapon in modern media 406 00:22:24,025 --> 00:22:28,749 like no other weapon or no other tactic at their disposal. 407 00:22:28,757 --> 00:22:30,131 That is debt. 408 00:22:30,339 --> 00:22:35,684 They will try their hardest to drive you as far into debt as they possibly can. 409 00:22:35,686 --> 00:22:40,541 The way they do this is by creating wants, creating needs, creating the need for status. 410 00:22:40,547 --> 00:22:43,986 Buying things you can't afford to impress people you don't even like. 411 00:22:44,013 --> 00:22:46,061 They make you think that in order to get laid, 412 00:22:46,063 --> 00:22:47,947 you need to drive a certain kind of car. 413 00:22:47,996 --> 00:22:49,652 They make you think that in order to be beautiful, 414 00:22:49,670 --> 00:22:51,525 you have to smear your face with chemicals. 415 00:22:51,584 --> 00:22:52,780 This is what they teach us. 416 00:22:52,780 --> 00:22:55,869 They teach us through the media, they teach us this in the general society. 417 00:22:55,869 --> 00:22:58,450 They teach us this in every way they communicate with us. 418 00:22:58,489 --> 00:23:00,192 But the way we can avoid all of it. 419 00:23:00,238 --> 00:23:02,881 The way we can avoid the pressure is to avoid debt. 420 00:23:02,881 --> 00:23:03,570 And you think to yourself: 421 00:23:03,570 --> 00:23:06,294 "Well, you can't exist in today's society without going into debt!" 422 00:23:06,304 --> 00:23:08,562 Yes you can. It's hard, but you can do it. 423 00:23:08,570 --> 00:23:13,220 As a Wog, your number one goal should be to get out of debt. 424 00:23:13,249 --> 00:23:14,588 Or at least get out of recorded debt! 425 00:23:14,617 --> 00:23:17,178 If you can eliminate your records of debt, by all means! 426 00:23:17,178 --> 00:23:19,492 I would use any means necessary to eliminate 427 00:23:19,505 --> 00:23:21,488 any and all records of debt that you possess. 428 00:23:21,490 --> 00:23:24,788 The quickest and easiest way to do this, oc course, is to simply pay them off, 429 00:23:24,801 --> 00:23:28,064 which means you need money, which means you need to work, because as we all know 430 00:23:28,083 --> 00:23:30,984 if you can't pay your debt, then you're a thief, and then you're a terrorist 431 00:23:30,990 --> 00:23:33,412 and you'll go to jail and you wind up locked down somewhere 432 00:23:33,415 --> 00:23:35,579 in some slave camp building computers for Dell. 433 00:23:35,579 --> 00:23:39,339 So, the banks, realistically, are the ones in control, 434 00:23:39,339 --> 00:23:41,225 and the way they maintain control 435 00:23:41,225 --> 00:23:44,572 is by maintaining a massive debt load upon the populous. 436 00:23:44,612 --> 00:23:46,939 This is why they are the robber barons. 437 00:23:46,940 --> 00:23:52,880 We can make them powerless, and you can do that by just not going in debt. 438 00:23:54,586 --> 00:23:57,264 All is the Self, all is myself. 439 00:23:57,264 --> 00:24:00,153 All is you and yours. There's nobody else. 440 00:24:00,153 --> 00:24:02,086 I am one and appear as many. 441 00:24:02,431 --> 00:24:04,870 I am one and appear as many. 442 00:24:04,871 --> 00:24:07,671 All is the Self, all is myself. 443 00:24:07,673 --> 00:24:10,653 All is you and yours. There's nobody else. 444 00:24:10,653 --> 00:24:12,553 I am one and appear as many. 445 00:24:12,871 --> 00:24:15,216 I am one and appear as many. 446 00:24:15,219 --> 00:24:18,364 Here is the Self, that speaks to you 447 00:24:18,365 --> 00:24:22,032 and will never fade away. 448 00:24:22,133 --> 00:24:24,133 Never fade away. 449 00:24:25,673 --> 00:24:28,769 Here is the Self, that speaks to you 450 00:24:28,786 --> 00:24:32,147 and will never fade away. 451 00:24:32,183 --> 00:24:35,264 Never fade away. 452 00:24:46,062 --> 00:24:47,652 They are the three states, Subtitles by Sane Traitor 453 00:24:47,653 --> 00:24:49,787 waking, sleeping, dreaming, Subtitles by Sane Traitor 454 00:24:49,787 --> 00:24:51,819 in which the One's aware. Subtitles by Sane Traitor 455 00:24:51,819 --> 00:24:54,037 The common fact: I am, Subtitles by Sane Traitor 456 00:24:54,037 --> 00:24:56,764 the feeling's always there. 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